Anyway my boss is back from her honeymoon looking tanner than ever (think Lion King brown body with white/blonde mane)

My bosses boss is off to a health/detox farm

I'm coming back to Perth soon...I hope....this is to deter my mother from threatening me that she'll come over to Melbourne for a visit - hopefully if not for good then for at least 3 months.

I agree with JoJoba...Nicole Kidman and Cate Blanchet - can anyone look more perfect? I think not...besides how can you go wrong with Balenciaga and Armani Prive.

Saw Lara Bingle the other day...lets revise that...saw a pair of massive tits belonging to a girl called lara bingle walk past the other day...muttered "homewrecker" as she walked past. Have no respect for girls who have no respect for themselves. But I must commend her for have a jolly nice rack.

My hairdresser is a nazi. Wants me to compile a list of what I eat for the next month. And the look of disgust when he sees me next will be priceless.

I love work...and uni is starting for me soon too...workload will be heavy and going out will be tough...