I'm not Nanjiroh

Angry Midgets

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:34:10 GMT

Lookie! Pleasure State couture featured in Victoria's Secret...wish they used Miranda Kerr...I forget what they called it but they named that story different from the Australian one (Smitten)

After a shite past 2 weeks this week has been looking up. Liason cami in black has finally arrived...cept that I whinged to Sylvia (buyer) that 16 units of stock is not enough, I understand they want to keep exclusivity up but the fact that I can pull in 15k in 3 days if i had the goods must mean something. Cami is just hot anyway. Anyway speaking of hot buyers missoni shoes she wore today were just the bomb, still dreaming of the ostrich feathered DKNY ones though

Played indoor soccer for the first time yesterday with a big fluffy yellow ball. Drew 3-3...currently called Funky Monkeys...but considering a change. Angry Midgets is one option, another is The Eighties...in which case we'd wear 80's Jane Fonda Leotards with sports tights underneath hot pants from supre, fluro headbands and oversized scrunchies (intimidation tactic)...of course we'd prob forfeit every match cos we'd probably spend 30mins getting ready to play

Went nuts in Myer on Sunday (no i did not go to F1 - only regret is Evermore played)...75% off reduced items...so $1 tops, $9 dresses, $10 bikinis, $7.50 shirts for guys, $4 going out tops (original prices range from $60-$130 and up etc)...when Myer has sales...they have sales (in every departement)

Is Freedom Writers like that Gangsters Paradise movie...what's it called again...Dylan Thomas...bla bla do not go gentle into that good night bla bla...

I am the most unstylish person in South Yarra...prob'ly Melbourne. And boy do I not care...grooming is hell at work so looking like shite is a luxury I take advantage of on my days off. Who made up this 2 eyeshadow rule? I had my eyelids checked today

Boss: " Are you wearing eyeshadow"
(leans over close to have a look)

Me, with disdain: " I always wear eyeshadow"

Rumours are that Rogue Traders girl...what's her name...lizzy from Neighbours...Izzy...whatever may be the new rep for Pleasure State...good bye Erin McNaught....wish Jen Hawkins were available (she's a real party animal and yob btw - which means I like her more for being down to earth)

Heroes - damnit...it rivals anime atm...that jap guy...I think I have a crush on him, he is just way tooo cute...if he weren't on t.v I wouldn't look at him twice...or maybe i would...i mean he is extra ultra hyper chibi cute!!! I love him. I love the artist - he's hot. I love do gooders, they steal my heart.

Daniella has quit Versace and starts work in events management at Chadstone - best of luck ugly.

House hunting...painful...I hate auctions...housing prices are going up up and away....buying in even 2months time will prob be too late

*yawn* dead tired - can't wait to come home to Perth back on Friday night I think and off Sunday afternoon. Not long but enough to at least have a nice catch up

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:24:02 GMT

Moomba festival was grand. Sling shot (3G) and Insanity ride (5G)....sling shot was heaps scarier...but I didn't scream after the first 30seconds...I'm so brave!

Fireworks on yarra (7 barges of them)...visionary feast...bouquet for the eyes...very very comparable to new years eve at glouchester park!!

Met Sonya (up coming Perth model from sisters high school) at work (was down from Sydney doing L'oreal fashion week....she's moved to Sydney and lives with Sophie Ward (yes! Gemma Wards sister!! I'm so excited...that's how many degrees of separation!!).

Here's a picture of a dog I'll never get...unless i get it with a German Shepherd too...cos they are USELESS guard dogs (lick thief to death dogs)
His name is Cookies

Foot Note

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:19:24 GMT

To Justin,

Why can't I add a comment on your LJ? that is stupid. Did you know that? Completely.

I am not glad I didn't get that rabbit because I've already named him. he is one angry bunny too. But he has the fattest cutest cheeks...especially when he's chewing and kicking the other little rabbits out of the feeding dish. I love angry rabbits.

However I will most probably get a dog. A new foundland because I saw two outside blockbuster many balmy nights ago - they are huge. Just how I like them.

Do you have a girlfriend yet? I hope you're not married already and didn't even invite me so I can go get drunk and make an idiot of myself at your wedding...its those days that I really live for....don't deny me my rights.

Best of luck with jobs, rabbits, women in general, life in general and here's hoping for regular bowel movement.

Cheers

Regards,
Pookie von Trap

Courtisane

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:04:22 GMT

Anyway my boss is back from her honeymoon looking tanner than ever (think Lion King brown body with white/blonde mane)

My bosses boss is off to a health/detox farm

I'm coming back to Perth soon...I hope....this is to deter my mother from threatening me that she'll come over to Melbourne for a visit - hopefully if not for good then for at least 3 months.

I agree with JoJoba...Nicole Kidman and Cate Blanchet - can anyone look more perfect? I think not...besides how can you go wrong with Balenciaga and Armani Prive.

Saw Lara Bingle the other day...lets revise that...saw a pair of massive tits belonging to a girl called lara bingle walk past the other day...muttered "homewrecker" as she walked past. Have no respect for girls who have no respect for themselves. But I must commend her for have a jolly nice rack.

My hairdresser is a nazi. Wants me to compile a list of what I eat for the next month. And the look of disgust when he sees me next will be priceless.

I love work...and uni is starting for me soon too...workload will be heavy and going out will be tough...

I want a Spoodle!!!

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:51:53 GMT

Almost bought a bunny wabbit...called Howie D (backstreet boys) but i've decided I really should get a puppy instead. or adopt. if i don't adopt i'll feel guilty...so I really should adopt.

Dear JoJoba,

Yes lets go see phantom!! Read the email i sent ya will be lots of fun. but have no decided how much money I want to fork out on tickets!!

xox

Myer Charity ball for bone marrow transplant was awesome. Leo Sayer is the smallest munchkin ever!! Did not win any prizes and did not bid on prizes....but the food and company were fantastic. Nice to mingle with some buyers and see that they are nice but overworked and underpaid people just like the rest of us. Not really glamourous but it's an interesting career. Elle Macphereson donated $10k (i think she could have doubled that and not felt a thing)

Hmmm...Jin Palace chicken club sandwiches are so good.

Ok time to get ready for dinner!!

P.S i won a coffee machine and healthy grill!! go me!

Captivate

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 22:41:00 GMT

Highlights of Living away from Home

- Going to Australia's Next Top Model production and party.
- Meeting Jodi Meares (she's so beautiful and tiny tiny tiny)
- Vue du Monde (heaven encapsulated in food)
- Trampoline ice cream (Mango Sorbet)
- Finally realised the hype of Roger Sanchez (he wears sparkly shiny headphones)
- Never trust a skinny apparently non-english speaking viet guy who needs money to 'get home'...
- Red wine will make you pile on the kilos
- I am fed up of hazelnut chocolate
- Men in Perth are so much better...less seedy, less perverted, less disloyal and less gay
- Sydney is only 1hr flight away - Love sydney (as a tourist not as a resident)
- I hate paying for choy sum and other vegies...it's a crime

Plus I enjoy working and when school starts I'm sure I'll love school. Company is running a competition for the staff...1st prize is Palazzo Versace....I so deserve to be at Palazzo Versace!!

So what do I miss about Perth. Family and Friends....beaches...the laid back style....less pretentious....the beach...the sizzling japenese tofu....the delicious yum cha....billy lees....cleaner looking Maccers and all fast food restaurants....and plus I'm resorting to fake tanner and bronzer!!! In summer!!! I miss my tan. I miss Aussie Asians...the pungent f.o.b scent that lingers here....really throws me off...

and how many fucking Perthians are in Melbourne@!! it's insane!!! Melbourne hosts so many of my wonderful darling Perth people! Love it.

I have a wedding to attend as bridesmaid on 24th June so will be flying back for that...but I prob'ly wont be staying long...there's powder in the east.

Thinking of hosting a burlesque party...will ponder some more....

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:06:27 GMT

(I'll be the one round the corner scoffing chocolate croissants)